IT AIN’T WRITE
Click to enlarge and read.
Recommended articles
SICK CHIRPSE BAND REC: COSMO JARVIS
The freshest new artist of the 21st Century.
STOP…WAIT….BEND OVER
Have you ever thought that a set of traffic lights needed to be sexed up? The Dutch do.
We Love Louis CK
Stand-up comedians mostly (not always, but mostly) fall into two categories: the Michael Macintyres and the Louis CKs. The Michael McIntyres prance about on stage and screen, weaving a merry tapestry of safe, observational humour talking about really funny things like tights and how people eat their dinner. Â They release best-selling biographies (usually at Christmas),…
MAN FITS WHOLE BODY THROUGH A TENNIS RACKET
An entertainer has set the record for fitting his body through a tennis racket 4 times in under a minute.
STEPHEN HAWKING GETS LOADED
Best Halloween costume ever!
IT AIN’T WRITE
Click to enlarge and read.
Recommended articles
JAPANESE HOLE DIGGING COMPETITION ATTRACTS THOUSANDS
Thousands flock to the annual hole digging competition outside of Tokyo
INSIGNIA AND UNIFORMS OF MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS
Ever want to know what you wear when you’re in a Mexican drug cartel? No, how about the badass guns and jewellery you get to use/wear?
Black Flag Are Tangled Up In A Lawsuit Bloodbath
It’s a deeply unfortunate business when one of the most important bands of all time marks their lengthy and influential career with the legal equivalent of handbags at dawn. To wit; the recently-reformed Black Flag, whose founder and guitarist Greg Ginn has lawyered up and brought down a world of hurt on his former bandmates….
MOST EXTREME RALLY RACE ON THE PLANET
The most extreme rally race on the planet is back for another year.
Introducing The ElRey Mark
I often write text messages where I feel like an idiot if I use an exclamation mark, and like a dick if I don’t. Naturally, I end up using the exclamation mark, because I’d rather the other person think I’m inexplicably excited than think I’m being cold and disinterested. I know I’m not the only…
Sex Lives Of The Steampunks
Combustion Books is a publishing company based in New York and they needed some money to release ‘A Steampunk’s Guide to Sex’. They asked for $2,200 via their kickstarter page and made over triple what they needed. Steampunk is first and foremost a literary genre that originated in the 1980s. It typically takes the 19th…
IT AIN’T WRITE
Recommended articles
SICK CHIRPSE CHRISTMAS LIST #1
With Christmas approaching we’ve got a few items on our Christmas list that we’d like you to buy us. Thanks.
The Sheepshead Fish Is Nightmare Fuel Of The Highest Order
I was very little when I first saw Jaws and it left me a damaged wreck for years on end. Anytime I’d have a bath I would only fill it up to my ankles because my silly child brain was convinced that were the water any deeper, then that was an open invite to any…
Giorgio Pulls Out Some Sick Chirpse At The Drive Thru
Giorgio makes a drive-thru girl squeal with lust in one fine Sick Chirpse.
NEW DIET CRAZE: VAPORIZE YOUR FOOD!
Forget Atkins, vaporize your food!
Asking 100 People For Sex? How Many People Would Say Yes (Video)
The saying goes that if you ask 100 people to have sex with you, at least one will say yes. The people over at Whatever decided to put this theory to the test and record the reactions of those asked. Their mission statement was simple -they “wanted to do a social experiment comparing and contrasting how…
IT AIN’T WRITE
Click to enlarge and read.
Recommended articles
LEGO STYLE APARTMENT
Christian Schallert lives in an empty cube situated in Barcelona. His apartment comes to life as he assembles and de-assembles each part of his house.
How To Do A Sick Chirpse On Kim Kardashian
(nuestras-raices.org)
Lifehack: How To Fold A T-shirt Like A Pro
If you’re like me, you love a good folded t-shirt. There’s nothing better than opening your wardrobe and being greeted with a bunch of really neatly folded t-shirts. Now I’m not talking about a shitty fold that you used to do when you were younger and didn’t know was a shit fold at the time,…
Al Qaeda Have Made Their Own Video Game That Is Pretty Much An Updated Version Of Space Invaders With Crappier Graphics
Al-Qaeda has made a computer game, and it’s pretty shit, but it’s a great way to waste a few minutes of lunch. It seems that Al-Qaeda are getting a little bored of getting bombed by the French in Mali. Most people would probably either retreat, or accept the truth of the matter and defeat them…
What’s It Like To Crash A Plane? Here’s Our Pilot Friend’s Account When He Almost Did Just That
This was sent over from our buddy who flies commercial planes for a living. You know, the ones that get you from here to Amsterdam so you have chong to your heart’s desire for three days straight. Well we were catching up with him a few weeks back when he told us about some crazy…
Sick Chirpse Dirty Disco: Oldboy In The Mix
Oldboy inna da mix! Big shouts to everyone who came down and partied with us for our 2nd birthday, it was a big night and hopefully didn’t cause too many dismissals from work the following day. Out next party is on November 15th at Joshua Brooks MCR, and Oldboy’s just dropped a mix for y’all…
