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After Lord King of Bridgewater disses Baroness Trumpington of Sandwich in the House of Lords he’s met with an almighty ‘fvck you’.
After Milking And Porting The Series Comes To Its Logical Conclusion – Champagning
Shout out to Frazer Timmerman for alerting everyone at Sick Chirpse to this one. To be honest I’m surprised I didn’t clock it myself (but then I didn’t go anywhere near the internet at the weekend as I was too busy getting fucked off my face in Brighton and that was when it broke, I…
Japanese ‘Cuddle’ Cafe
Look, everyone’s lonely. No, I don’t mean, ‘everyone gets lonely sometimes.’ I mean exactly what I say when I say ‘everyone is lonely.’ Anyone who attests otherwise is a liar, and I’ll be the first to admit that I’m lonely. Human existence and the human experience is loneliness. We can never truly know anyone but…
The Birth Of The English Monarchy
For those of you that have followed my series on the monarchs, I’ve taken a slightly different turn this time. Initially I was working backwards from present day to ancient history, tracing the odd and potted history of our fearless leaders. As I drifted back in time I found myself getting rather confused, describing a…
The Montauk Monster of Plum Island
When bald freaky looking monsters keep getting washed up on the shore next to a bio-warfare lab near NY, people get suspicious….The Montauk Monster is born…
